What's up with the name, Waist Deep in Amniotic Fluid?

So, what's up with the name, Waist Deep in Amniotic Fluid? I had to capture your attention with something, because I'm actually pretty boring. I mean did you really want to read a blog called, "Amber's World" or "Everyday with Amber?"

So, back to the name. I'm obviously an undiagnosed ADHD adult. Anyone who knows me well enough will attest to that. To know why the name, Waist Deep in Amniotic Fluid, you first need to know what I do to throw some extra food on the table. I'm a Registered Nurse, actively laboring in Labor & Delivery. Amniotic fluid is one of the many body fluids that gets thrown my way on any given shift. If my oldest brother is reading this, he will hit the X button right about... now.

Due to the ADHD of this adult, this blog will be totally random in posts, I can assure you. Between birthing, breastfeeding, birth plans, birth plan disasters, my kids, homeschooling, other people's kids, Christianity, politics, food, food, and some more food, photography, asthma, working out, working out... with asthma, planes, trains, and automobiles... BEWARE!

So, instead of giving you what I think the meaning of life is, or isn't, or starting some debate on this first post. How about I tell you the most complex things about myself:
Seeing wet toilet paper (you know like at the hospital) is about the only thing that makes me heave.

I do have Flight of Ideas, but I'm sure I'm not Bi-Polar. Just the ADHD I mentioned earlier, mixed with a little OCD. It's all good, really.

I'm an 80's music junkie.

I'm completely un-pc, and proud of it.

I'm not afraid of dead bodies.

I love the smell of puppy breath.

Seriously, you should be bored by now, even I'm bored!

Love God, love each other,
Amber

Disclaimer:

 Although, I fully believe in free speech, I don't on this blog.

 Keep it clean,

and NO mention of "said" hospital, doctors, patients, etc.